15. Courier Bhaiyaji - Lamboo :)

Courier bhaiya ji
please pen toh laya karo
Apne hum bandhuon ko
yun toh na sataya karo
Kabhi book, toh kabhi ticket
toh kabhi koi good news laya karo
WAH ! WAH ! :D !
Subahe ya shyam
jab chahe aaya karo
aur kabhi kabhi humare ghar se
fruit juice peekar jaya karo

Courier bhaiya ji
please pen toh laya karo
Apne hum bandhuon ko
yun toh na sataya karo ! :D !

14. Salute, Mr. President Sahib

Shunil Bhaiya ka kya kahena
Hamesha humare dilon me base rahena
Unko bhi, jo, pyar karte hain
jo unki ninda karte hain
Chup chapp, shanti se jo shaksh
President bankar
kanton ka yeh mukut dharte hain
Sath hi sath jo Babli Didi ka bhi itna
khayal rakhte hain
Un Shunil Bhaiya ka kya kahena
Humesha hum Ashianawalon ke
dilon me base rahena ! :)

13. Neeti Bhabhi

Pasta, Fried Rice khae jao :)
Neeti Bhabhi ke gun gae jao :)
Gyan exchange karae jao
Padh likhkar badae jao
Pasta, Fried Rice khae jao
Neeti Bhabhi ke gun gae jao !!! :) !

12. Experts

Rakesh aur Yashpal
ki karigari dekho
Purana flush tank ya tooti
ko yun bevejah na fainko

Inko aata hai karna
sab plumbing ke kam
Maan lo bhai
inke kam ke 
munasib hain daam
Mehenath aur parishram
inke hain nam
Leak bandh karne
piping fit karna
inke bayen hath ka kam

Rakesh aur Yashpal
ki karigari dekho
Purana flush tank ya tooti
ko yun bevejah na fainko ! :) !

11. Do bhaiyon ke nam

Gulshan aur Roshan
karte apna kam
jabiki hum badeh log
karte aaram
Suraj ke ugne se pehele
kabhi kabhi jab dhulti hai shyam
Chamakti gadi
inke hathon ka dan
Gulshan aur Roshan
karte lagan se kam
Suraj ke ugne se pehele
toh kabhi kabhi
jab dhulti hai shyam !!! :)

10. Sadabahar Rajendar

Hariyali! Hariyali ! Hariyali !

Rajendarji humare mali !

Gamala, mitti, khad, pani

aur paudhon ne hamesha 

inki bath mani

Petunia, Phlox aur Sadabahar

aur Gaindha khil uteh

jo mile inka pyar

Inke hathon me bhi hai jadoo khoob

Mehanath me juteh huae

chahe sardhi ya dhoop

Hariyali ! Hariyali ! Hariyali ! 

Rajendarji humare mali ! :)

9. Ashianawale humare Pooranchandji ko, Electric Uncle ! :) !

Bijli do ! Bijli do !
Pooranchandji, bijli do !

Pooranchandji ko bulao
Mana me batti fir jalao
Geyser, AC fit karvao
Sardhi me garmi
aur garmi me thundak dilvao

Plug ya socket
Bulb ya tube
Hathon me jinki ho jadoo khoob

Unn Pooranchandji ko bulao
Mana me batti fir jalao
Bijli do ! Bijli do !
Pooranchandji, bijli do !

8. Mary Aunty

It's Mary Aunty on the move

with Caesar (Dog) in tow

It's a bright new morning

so get moving guys

and Go ! Man ! Go ! 

:D !

7. Goel ki Goli

Goel Medicos
Once again :)

Jaldi se phone ghumao
"Goel Goel Goli lao !"
Get me a crocin please
My brow is hot
or when our oldies
need a syringe for a shot
Jaldi se phone ghumao
"Goel Goel Goli lao !" :) !

6. Satyapal

Satyapal ko phone ghumao
Aaloo, tamatar, gobhi lao
Kya bola !?! Ke tinda nahi !?!
Chalo bhindi, tori aur gajar sahi
Motor rickshaw par sabhzi lao
Subah sabh Ashiana gate par aao
Ya Satyapal ko Phone ghumao
Aaloo, tamatar, gobhi lao !!! :D !

5. Badeh Dilwala - Our very own Kartar and Bala

Badeh Dilwala - Humare apne Kartar aur Bala

Kartar and Bala
what a wonderful team
always smiling as they work
whether we be good or mean

"Koodah hai !?!" calls Bala
"Pani dalo !" shouts Kartar
Washing the stairs
Sweeping Ashiana
Laughing in between. :D !

4. Tandooriwala

at JD Market

Rain or sleet, I'm on My feet

I'm your tandooriwala

My son is up, He's kneeding the dough

I'm your tandooriwala

Breakfast or lunch, or for a brunch

I'm your tandooriwala

Outside your window, at the market place

I'm your tandooriwala

My rotis are hot, take your curry from the pot

I'm your tandooriwala

Salad and spice, The choles are nice

I'm your tandooriwala

Take time to savour

My own rustic flavour 

I'm your tandooriwala

I know you'll come again

once you've tasted the same

I'll be waiting here,

Yours,

       Tandooriwala ! :) !

3. Metro

Metro ! Metro !
Where do you go ?
Up and down, to and fro
Zooming past so silently
Swiftly, softly, daintily
Night or day, Rain or sun
Built by the likes of Sreedharan
Some  going to work
Others coming from
Women out shopping
Kids having fun
Carrying everyone past My window ! :) !

2. Meenu di Hatti

I'm the boy from Meenu di Hatti

greeting you with a smile ! :) !

 What !?! I've forgotten the

chai ki patti ?

Sure, I'll get it for you in a while.

What did you say ?

Sau ke chutteh nahi ?

Don't worry, I'll get it too

Here's your samaan, and here's your bill

I've got Forhans, not Colgate for you

I'm the boy from Meenu di Hatti

greeting you with a smile !

If you need anything

just give us a ring

and I'll be there for you in a while ! :) !

1. Ganpat ko salam

Om Jai Shri Ganeshayaha Namaha !!! :) !

A tribute to Ganpat (Security)

Ganpat ko Salaam !!! :) !

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !

Ganpat machaye shor

Pakado ! Pakado ! Pakado !

Zor se baha me jakado

Jane na paye re !

Police ko pakadaye re !

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !

Ganpat machaye shor ! :) !

Ashiana ki toli

By 
Jeffry Jose Payyappilly (48 Ashiana) 2013.

edited by
Shri Navendra Prasadji (60 Ashiana)
Mame Uma Tangri 
Neeti Tangri 
Nina Sachdeva 
                                             

1.  Ganpat ko salam
2.  Meenu di Hatti
3.  Metro
4.  Tandooriwala
5.  Our very own Kartar and Bala
6.  Satyapal
7.  Goel ki goli
8.  Mary Aunty
9.  Ashianawale humare Pooranchandji ko, Electric Uncle
10. Sadabahar Rajendar
11. Do bhaiyon ke nam
12. Experts
13. Neeti Bhabhi
14. Salute Mr. President Sahib
15. Courier bhaiyaji
16. D D Singh Aunty aur hariyali
17. Chillao
18. Humare Victor Uncle ji ki seva me
19. Come one ! Come all ! Hear your Uncle Jacob call.
20. Ashiana - a love story
21. Mile sur mera tumhara
22. Sakhsham bete ko
23. Ninaji ko
24. Mamta
25. Pritampura Policewalon ko
26. SuSamachar Patra - Sister Nazarene (UMI)
27. Premsay ! Bansal Sweets ko !
28. What a Delite !
29. J D Market, Idli Dosa
30. Time Point
31. Sachdeva ke Khandpur ko
32. Khuda Nam
33. Trikal Darshi
34. Om
35. Pranav ki titli
36. A song
37. Vipasana Aunty
38. For this little bird.

39. Drama Queen of England

40. Beautiful Botoxed Aunty